As Cannot Unsee points out, this could be a record, although no one knew he was hiding.
“The Saga Will End”
Who is Rey?
Will Poe Dameron ever do anything remotely heroic that doesn’t get lots of people killed?
Where will emo Darth Vader or whatever his name is end up?
Is Chewie going to get a medal sometime or another?
Is the Emperor really floating around somewhere, or was Supreme Leader Snoke just a complete waste of time?
Are we going to see a big, big, gathering of force ghosts sometime or another?
Any chance of the force being balanced?
Eh, maybe I have to watch eight or nine movies before December 19.
Four on the fourth.
This fan-made trailer is for the whole Star Wars saga thus far.
It looks like they’ve been telling one story all along.
(I think Han even shoots first)
In which Chewbacca sings the Wookiee translation (presumably) of Silent Night.
(as a bonus here’s one of my daughter’s favourite ‘cats singing Silent Night’ clips as well. If you listen to it, it’s your own fault.)
I’ve been watching these for forty years.
May the fourth be with you.