News Corp are reporting a 900% fall in Covid-19 cases in hospital. Down from 448 to 50. No statistics available about the maths skills of journalists and sub-editors in Australia were available. I think some detail in the article may have been adjusted in the meantime.
The good citizens of Mount Gambier live about 40 kilometers away from a Kimberly-Clark toilet paper manufacturing plant, but we won’t be left out of the inexplicable panic buying and hoarding that currently grips the nation.
As Cannot Unsee points out, this could be a record, although no one knew he was hiding.
We saw the latest in bottled water in the supermarket today. Botanical Water. It may win the prize for most surreal product since rainbow water.