Swiped wholesale from Thabiti Anyabwile: An Application for Dating My Daughter One more forwarded to me from Fred: Application To Date My Daughter 1.  Name______________  Date of Birth_______ 2.  Height _________ Weight________ IQ________ GPA________ 3.  Social Security # ______________ Driver’s licence #__________ 4.  Boy Scout Rank________________________ 5.  Home Address_____________ City/State ____________ Zip____ 6.  Do you …

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We grow up as children being ‘sent to bed’. It is a rare child indeed who keeps track of the time, makes the necessary preparations, and then cheerfully announces “Good night, I’m off to bed.” at the appointed hour. (Actually, if you know of such a child, please inform me that such a being exists.) …

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