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Department Of Ruined Childhood: Roadrunner Edition Part 2

It seems everything we were told was a lie.
Next thing someone will be telling us that ACME isn’t a real company.

I’ve already posted about another aspect of this deception.

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Department Of Ruined Childhood: Roadrunner Edition

Reading a Mental Floss article about the animal residents of Death Valley and coming across this paragraph about a well-loved childhood animated icon:

English: A Greater Roadrunner at the Visitor C...

English: A Greater Roadrunner at the Visitor Center, Death Valley National Park, California. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

The Bird You Don’t Want Your Children to See
Death Valley is home to the most iconic of desert birds—the roadrunner. Thanks to its Looney Tunes fame, the bird has become quite a tourist attraction. At the Death Valley National Park Visitor Center, sightseers can view roadrunners from large glass windows, and park officials often shout “meep, meep!” as they approach. However, the roadrunners don’t frequent the visitor’s center for the attention; they’re looking for fresh meat. Unlike their cartoon counterpart, real-life roadrunners are skilled hunters that use their lightning-quick speed to catch mice, insects, and snakes. They’re also pretty sly. Some of these clever creatures have figured out that if they wait by the visitor’s center, sooner or later a tasty bird will accidentally fly into the glass windows. The roadrunners then pounce on the stunned animal, ripping it apart and eating it in front of the horrified onlookers, Tasmanian Devil-style.

Never again will that ‘meep meep’ give rise to a sense of innocent amusement again, rather it will elicit grim foreboding.