A menu for a take-away/pizza store arrived today.
I cannot wait for my eldest daughter to get home so I can torture her with it.


Update: As Steve points out below, ‘Kid’s Menu’ is okay if they only have one kid in mind. I trust that is the case.


But you could argue if it should be “kid’s menu” or “kids’ menu”
Hey Steve, good to know you’re still out there.
Consistent use of capitals would provide another ten minutes of fun.
This is the most entertaining piece of junkmail we have had for a while.
Other apostrophe fails will be forthcoming.