…but you don’t live in Queensland or New South Wales. Fourth tip: Residents of Adelaide and Melbourne, if you hear a rumbling whining noise tonight sometime after 9.30, don’t assume the volcanic dust cloud has lifted and jet aircraft are able to fly. It will probably just be the sound of New South Wales complaining …

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…but you don’t live in Queensland or New South Wales. Second tip: Queenslanders are ‘Cane Toads’ – New South Welshmen/people are ‘Cockroaches.’ You can freely call any Queensland supporter a ‘Cane Toad.’ Don’t worry, they’ll love it. The more you do it the better. They’ll be offended if you don’t. And please, call New South …

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…but you don’t live in Queensland or New South Wales. First, and most important tip: When the game is mentioned do not call it ‘Rugby.’ As an abbreviation ‘Rugby’ is used for the game ‘Rugby Union.’ (15 players a side, loved by private school graduates and upper classes.) The abbreviation for ‘Rugby League,’ the game …

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