I wake up by myself every morning.
Even when I set alarms I wake up and turn them off.
Clocky and Tocky are alarm clocks that run off, so you wake up trying to catch them.
Obviously they’re useless for teenagers: they’d just spin around in all the rubbish.
And I refuse to believe people so tidy that these things would free-range around would have trouble waking up.
Anyway, I need to get to sleep.