The last few weeks have been a bit sad here in tipsville, particularly in the AFL.
While you’d like to think that sides with something to play for would put in an effort at the business end of the season,

NRL (last round 5/8; season tally 119/172)
Brisbane
Souths
New Zealand
Canterbury
Melbourne
Cronulla
Easts
Saint George

AFL (last round 6/9; season tally 139/192)
Hawthorn
Fremantle
Geelong
Port Adelaide
Essendon (Don’t know why)
West Coast
Gold Coast
Collingwood (But I hope North Melbourne win, Carlton lose and Carlton don’t make the finals.)
Western Bulldogs