One of our members thought I’d find this clip from New Life Digest ’93 amusing.
Quite.
A story found in a corner of a church bulletin:
Three small boys were bragging about their fathers.
The first boy said: ‘My dad writes a few short lines on a piece of paper, calls it a poem, and gets $10 for it.’
‘My dad,’ said the second, ‘makes some dots on a piece of paper, calls it a song and gets $20 for it.’
‘That’s nothing,’ declared the third boy, ‘my father writes a sermon on a sheet of paper, gets into the pulpit, and reads it, and then it takes four men to collect the money!’– ‘Gleanings,’ in ‘Trowel and Sword,’
Journal of the Reformed Churches of Australia
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