A genuine piece of proposed legislation that is before the South Carolina (USA) Legislature. All you need to do is remove ‘State of South Carolina’ and put in ‘Presbyterian Church of (where ever)’; change the committee membership stipulations to ‘Assembly’ and ‘Presbytery’, along with a few other terms, and it could be used in entirety. …
These types of lists float around and surface from time to time. Often the denominational tags just get changed around. I read some of these last week in a list of ‘You Know You’re Lutheran If…’ Jolly Blogger’s list ‘You Might Be A Presbyterian If…’ Some personal highlights: You can spell supralapsrian , suprlapsarian, suralapsrian, …
I once took my friend Chris to a night service at a Pentecostal church. He was not concerned that we might end up speaking in tongues, and therefore have to resign from the Presbyterian church. He had no fear that we may end up writhing on the floor, barking like dogs or roaring like lions. …
Series of pictures demonstrating questionable apparel choices for mugshot appearance. I couldn’t help but think that a shirt with a clerical collar would also qualify. What Not To Wear. HT: St. Eutychus.
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