Tim Challies officially wins the internet today.
He proposes a pitch for a work of Christian fiction that incorporates a number of the most popular themes currently evident.
The title: Cassidy: Amish Vampiress of the Tribulation.
Read his draft back cover blurb and sample text here.
Warning: there will be laughter.
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I want my copy to be the special edition with the Amish-black edged pages!
Would that be the one with the quilted cover or am I getting my sects mixed up?