Some of you appreciated yesterday’s post, so here’s some more rules from Fred Zaspel reproduced from Thabiti Anyabwile’s blog (having Fred’s daughter turn up in the comment thread under the original post is a bit of a hoot, too): Daddy’s Rules for Dating His Daughters Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk …

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Swiped wholesale from Thabiti Anyabwile: An Application for Dating My Daughter One more forwarded to me from Fred: Application To Date My Daughter 1.  Name______________  Date of Birth_______ 2.  Height _________ Weight________ IQ________ GPA________ 3.  Social Security # ______________ Driver’s licence #__________ 4.  Boy Scout Rank________________________ 5.  Home Address_____________ City/State ____________ Zip____ 6.  Do you …

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