I posted the NASCAR prayer the other day. Here is an autotuned version of it (set to music). No, we won’t be singing it, either. (But it wouldn’t surprise me if some church somewhere does. There are worse things presently being sung already.)
I posted the NASCAR prayer the other day. Here is an autotuned version of it (set to music). No, we won’t be singing it, either. (But it wouldn’t surprise me if some church somewhere does. There are worse things presently being sung already.)
The pastor in question rises to the challenge to give thanks for all things, including his ‘smokin’ hot wife’. I think he’s a baptist, so don’t expect this sort of thing from me.
…it would probably have been The King Of Love My Shepherd Is. Now I trust you’re hearing it being sung in your head in Yoda’s voice. Simone works her own issues out about that particular hymn here.
Here’s a YouTube of a church from somewhere attempting a flashmob. Flashmobs involve a group of people assembling in a public place and carrying out a rehearsed public performance without warning. These guys got the ‘mob’ and the ‘assemble in a public place’ parts right, but I’m not so certain about the ‘rehearsed’ aspect.