When we’ve been there ten thousand years, we may just get to sing “Amazing Grace” the normal way again.
(and yes, I know that phrase was not part of the original hymn)
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Pastor proposed a new church plant. The Decorating Committee started bickering for 5 minutes before they realized what he meant.
For sale: 36 pews
Rows 2-35: moderate wear
Row 36: as is
Row 1: mint
I just met you
And this is crazy
You’re in my pew
Move over, lady
The reason they call it a “selfie” is because “narcissistie” is too hard to spell.
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