Mark Altrogge provides another round of comments which preachers don’t really want to hear just after they’ve preached their sermon.
I’m all clear on this lot anyway.
- You didn’t have much time to prepare this week, did you?
- I don’t care what my husband said, I liked that message.
- Do you ever have anybody review your notes before you preach?
- That message was awesome. Especially how short it was.
- I’m not so sure that rapping your whole message worked.
- Have you ever considered taking an online preaching course?
- Sorry I didn’t take my baby out of the room during your message. Did her screaming distract you?
- Hey, you know what? We all blow it from time to time.
- I sure am glad you let us drink coffee while you’re preaching.
- Have you ever taken one of those spiritual gift surveys?
- I think I know why so many people are leaving our church now.
- I was really looking forward to hearing the other pastor speak this morning, but you did just fine.
- Thanks for ending so soon. I was afraid I might miss the Steeler game. [or first session of the cricket Test Match in Brisbane]
- If you ever do that message again I think I’d leave out the part out about you passing gas.
- Thanks for not condemning us the whole message like you usually do.
- I wouldn’t recommend quoting from The Blazing Center anymore. We need messages with substance…
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