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Twenty-Five Funny Analogies

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From the Writing English blog here are twenty-five analogies that make up for their failure in form by being funny.
Some examples:

  • He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
  • Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
  • The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.
  • John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
  • It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.

Read the rest here.

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