Carl Truman seeks to rally men to a cause worth supporting at Reformation 21.
(If I could suggest an addition, the use of two fingers on each hand to make ‘air quotes’ should be included in this, and song lyrics that include words in quotation marks. When they’re sung, how do people know it’s a quote thing?)
Just a note on emoticons. You shouldn’t use them:
1. Real men don’t use them. In fact, not even Paul Levy uses them. They are thus part of the feminization of the church.
2. People who have a decent command of the English language and are able to express themselves using those old fashioned things, words and sentences, have no need of them — even those permanently restricted by force of habit to only 120 characters. Just work harder. You have a great language; please use it. They are thus part of the increasing intellectual laziness of the church.
3. They represent a regression to a pre-Reformation theology of communication whereby image trumps words. I believe they were actually invented by Cardinal Walter Kasper who sent the first one in an email to John Paul II. They are thus part of an ongoing surreptitious and deadly Romanization of the Protestant church.
4. As I said earlier, real men don’t use them. Hard to stress that one enough. So shave off the soul patch, ditch the triple iced moccawhateverlatte with whipped cream, close down that urban church plant you set up next to American Eagle Outfitters, pour the zinfandel down the sink, stop crying at pictures of puppies with wounded paws and — above all — delete those emoticons.
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