Many of you probably know the theological distinction between dogs and cats.
Dogs live to worship. They show remarkable affection, obey commands, live to please and are loyal.
Cats live to be worshipped. They appear when they want something, do what they want, live to be cared for and are fickle.
Dogs treat you like you’re a god. Cats treat you like they are a god.
(I write this as a cat person, by the way.)
Evidence of the basic nature of cats can be seen by going to ‘Is Your Cat Planning To Kill You’ where you will learn if (how) your cat is plotting your demise.
Our current cat is a bit slow in some of the areas described. They pretty much sum our former cat, the venerable Felix, up to a ‘T’.
(There are other links on the page that I have not followed. Discretion advised.)
Come on, what do you think your cat is doing all night while you sleep?
HT: St. Eutychus.