I can’t tell you how much happier my life got when I learned to hang up the bathmat after my shower.
Now if I can just get the nine others under control.
I think number four is under rated, as well.
Fellas, you should all take note of this, or get the message if it turns up pasted on the back of the toilet door.
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My lovely lady tells me I have most of these under control. It only took 70 years, and it only took 3 women, mother, wife 1 and wife 2, so there is still hope fellas.