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Flogged from a Facebook comment by Darren Middleton.
(In homage to the Old Spice online videos, btw)

Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to Jesus, now back at your man, now back to Jesus.
Sadly, he isn’t like Jesus, but if he switched to the Old Presbyterian, he could grow to be like Jesus.

Look down, back up, where are …you?
You’re in a Presbyterian Church worshipping the man your man could be like.
What’s in your hand, back at me.
It’s a Bible with two tickets.
Look again, the tickets are to a wedding feast in heaven.
Anything is possible when your man puts his faith in Jesus.
I’m on a horse.