My daughter told me her year 2 class would be having a Japanese theme next week.
This immediately brings to mind the 1980 pop song ‘Turning Japanese’ by The Vapors.
Among the lyrics included in this bouncy, hook ridden number:
I’ve got your picture, I’ve got your picture
I’d like a million of them all round my cell
I want the doctor to take a picture
So I can look at you from inside as well
Not the thing for year 2.
Or any year, really.