Married men, as we relate to our beloved ones; being amazed by their ongoing support for, and patience with us; learning to love, nurture and encourage them in sickness and in health; responding to cyclical variations in moods and the concommitant need for chocolate; understanding that there are times when a problem presented is a request for attention and support, not a solution (I speak as a madman); men, in all the wondrous, challenging and exhilarating aspects of the life we share with the women who covenant to live in marriage with us, we had the refuge of this one certainty: There was only one correct answer to the question “Does this make my backside look bigger?”
That is, until now.
Some days it’s like you’ve woken up on bizarro world.
(I saw these being advertised on [V] channel at the gym, btw.)
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